Coolest stocking stuffer ever!

Joey and I wandered into Urban Outfitters in Asheville while we were waiting for a table at a restaurant. We were lucky enough to stumble upon the "Books" section. They have great stuff! I found the "coolest stocking stuffer ever".

Parking Tickets: For Those Who've Crossed The Line



It's a little booklet with perforated "parking tickets" that you can tear out and put on people's cars who have pulled in crooked or, my biggest parking pet peeve ever, purposely taken up two spaces because they think their car is special or something.

Now, instead of getting angry, I can be passive aggressive instead and give them a piece of my mind. Here are some of my favorites...

"Your car isn't nice enough to park in two spots."
"Is your name Katrina? Because this parking job's a disaster."
"Did you park this or land this?"
"Couldn't decide which space to park in, huh?"
"Did you park like this or was there an Earthquake?"
"Double parking hints at something deeper."

I promise you I'll use these and I'll take pics to prove it :)