Every once in a while Joey has to travel for work. Now, when I say he has to travel "for work", what I really mean is he has to take his customers on really fun trips to Las Vegas where they are doing anything but work...trust me ;) It's not much fun when the husband goes out of town, but being the positive person I am I decided to make a list.
10 Good Things About Joey Being Out Of Town.
1. There is a lot less laundry. Joey averages 3 outfits a day. I'll be honest, if Finley and I don't go anywhere we wear our pajamas all day long.
2. No fighting over the laptop. We only have one laptop for personal use and we are always reluctantly handing it over to one another.
3. No one goes behind me and moves the thermostat from 70 to 68. I can feel the difference.
4. I don't feel the need to cook dinner. It's cheaper to eat out if only one person is eating, right?
5. Less dishes. See #4.
6. I can watch A Walk To Remember or The Man in the Moon and not get made fun of for crying my eyes out.
7. I don't have to hear the ESPN voices.
8. The dirty clothes actually make it into the hamper instead of being on the floor right next to the hamper.
9. The bedroom television is always on the channel that plays Golden Girls episodes non-stop.
10. "ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER" :)
and just so Joey knows how much I missed him...
10 Worst Things About Joey Going Out Of Town.
1. I have to watch Jersey Shore alone
2. I have to take the trash out to the big garbage can myself.
3. I don't laugh as much.
4. Sometimes I get skeered at night.
5. No lunch dates.
6. Telling your husband about your day over the phone isn't the same as telling him in person. I never remember everything I had to tell him.
7. There's no one to play "not it" with when Finley has a dirty diaper.
8. No back-rubs, no foot-rubs and no one to tickle my arms.
9. No one puts stuffed animals on the ceiling fan blades in Finley's room so they fly off and scare the bejesus out of whoever turns on the fan. It's actually really funny :)
10. He is my other half and without him I don't feel whole :(